“a $500+ monthly payment... and I don’t even live on my own yet.” 

Ah the butt exhaust.  Haven’t seen that since the old Boxster.

Where they perch, they poo.

I prefer never under a tree or anything else that houses liquid pooping aerial dinosaur descendants.

“Mazda is going to use a rotary as a generator for a hybrid model.”

I talk a lot of crap about rotaries, but if Mazda does this I will be stoked.

“watching the crazies for a bit”

No joke; feels like One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest when I have to read comments from the perpetually offended apologists like yourself.

The previous owner must’ve drilled it.  I don’t like the way it looks centered; it looks like a buck tooth.

I don’t like the plate in the middle; it makes the car look like it has a buck tooth.

The inspiration:

For a second I thought it was an Alfa. The shield on the side looked like the quadrifoglio for a moment alongside the red paint and the gold wheels.

Are you kidding?  Its the perfect application.  Low CoG can finally eliminate the Miata having the body roll of a jet ski.

How can it not be Devin Nunes here?

I love high gloss, non-metallic paints.  Subaru has some good ones too, as does the VAG brands.

Seriously. This is supposed to be an automotive publication yet they conveniently forget things they have published themselves.

“Been in both. Lincoln interiors blow Cadillac away.”

Are you blind with no fingers?  Their interiors look like 2006 Volvos; with just as much plastic. 

Lincolns are trash; the market doesn’t want them.  And the Bronco has a 99% chance of being ruined.  Look at the new Defender as the latest example.

“Of course it’s a publicity stunt. Everything candidates do is a publicity stunt!” 

And a cost effective one. All this free media attention for $120k spread over a year. Steyer probably spends that money on his campaign every day.

I’d take the BMW last of the 3. Its got Japanese brand looking taillights now and an interior that wouldn’t make a 2014 Kia jealous.

The A4 is a tough one to beat.

Your opinion is good.  But this makes me realize the 8spd shifter is shit compared to the thing in the V series:

“They should just fire half their marketing department”

And all GM financial. And then get Musk to take the company private. Quarterly profits are what is killing Cadillac.  You can’t build a brand image in a quarter.