I’d fuck him, or let him fuck me, or do whatever in the world he’d fucking want if he would just drop out and spend his money like he did in 2018 and try to flip the fucking Senate instead of doing what he’s doing now.

Same. Then, as my wedding approached, my mom offered to make me a gift basket of things that “helped” her and Dad when they got married. I obviously declined. She also told me that she was allergic to condoms, advice I (thankfully) classified as a lie and ignored. I figured if she could wear latex gloves at work, I…

she has a variety of cookout-friendly recipies up on her IG right now, from potato salad to coleslaw...

You’re making it sound like she sat there and politely said “Well, Mr. Phoenix’s cleft palate scar isn’t particularly attractive to me personally.”

Apparently it was discussed in this Vanity Fair issue and it is not a surgical scar.

I meticulously (or neurotically) clean my hairbrush after each use so....I GET IT.

I read up on it a few years ago when discussing cleft in grad school. He doesn't acknowledge it. Says it repaired itself in utero. Highly unlikely, but it's his story to tell. 

Yes, that’s was part of the “that’s not how this works” conversation. Mom of a teenager brag: this was after we left the gyno’s office where she was given the patch because she failed spectacularly at taking the pill. She’s not sexually active, but it’s important to establish a birth control routine long before she…

Congratulations, MeatyBallz! You have officially written the absolute stupidest fucking comment I’ve ever read on this website!

The correct answer is: “it doesn’t matter, because the police took so long to run the DNA that the statutes of limitation have expired” OR “Not enough information to answer the question. Was Suzy wearing something slutty? Had she been drinking, dancing, or otherwise signalling her availability?”

My thoughts too - what does matching a picture have to do with biology and why is a teacher giving high school freshmen a preschool level task.

I would accept that if felon didn’t explicitly mean that someone had been convicted of a crime. You’re not a felon until you’ve been convicted, and very few rapists ever see a courtroom (or an interrogation room), let alone a conviction. (The question, obviously, misuses “felon” as well, unless all three suspects have…

In order to be accurate, the question should say “Suzy was raped at a frat party. She called the police, and the sperm evidence was collected. The sperm sat in storage for 20 years. Once finally tested, it was revealed that Suzy’s rapist was now a Congressman. Suzy urged the state to prosecute him, but the prosecutor…

AND this question could be re-written so easily so as to not cause a problem:

Aside from the inappropriate question, it’s not exactly challenging to determine that Suspect 1 is the rapist.

Yes, it gets really fantastic after the first couple of episodes.

Correct answer: When the responding officer arrived at the scene, he took one look at Suzy and decided that based on her appearance she must have been asking for it. Based on this assumption, he never offered to collect a rape kit. He gathered no physical evidence, made one attempt to get a copy of the video from the…

There are so many possible test problems that could be written suitably for a high school (biology? criminology? What the hell was this class?) exam, without going to semen samples and rape.

“I have found your physical ailment to be a sexual fetish” is a bad look yo.

Shes a bit of an asshole isnt she?