Apparently it is an extremely regional name for Secret Santa.

My in-laws are genuinely nice people. They always make sure everybody has somewhere to go on Christmas. One year they invited my sister-in-law’s boyfriend’s mother because she had no place to eat for Christmas dinner. I had never met her before. She wore a denim jumper to dinner. She was in her 50's.

Can we possibly have a sweet Pissing Contest next week? I’m set to have Christmas dinner with my mom’s husband who threatened to give everyone Trump Rally jigsaw puzzles for X-Mas on FB. I'd spend it with some friends instead except my favorite aunt and uncle are coming into town and we just lost my grandpa so it…

My friend invited me to her husband’s very Italian American Christmas Eve. His grandparents immigrated when the kids were very small, and so Grandad doesn’t speak too much English and the grandkids either speak some or no Italian. They were doing the whole Feast of Seven Fishes so I was more than happy to show up.…

Last year, I went out to a fancy Christmas Eve dinner with my Republican, Trump-loving parents. I made a happy announcement that my boyfriend and I had discussed getting engaged. My curmudgeonly dad proceeded to lay into me and tell me all of the reasons that my boyfriend would “never marry me,” including anti-Semitic…

Well, that’s going to haunt me for a while. 

This is very standard boiler plate that is in I believe every class action settlement to date.  Equifax had a set amount that they were willing to pay and the lawyers just had to put the correct conditions in place to make sure that amount was not exceeded.  You could re-litigate this thing with any lawyers you want…

I’m going to pass on this, because at some point in time in the future, I’m going to need to be able to sleep.

I share a birthday with Trump which has henceforth ruined all birthdays.

How can she even LIVE WITH HERSELF after this?

You could always abandon your birthday and start celebrating half birthdays instead? Or at least until he dies and then you can have TWO things to celebrate! 

A couple years ago, I was fighting something for weeks on end and stopped wearing anything except for tinted moisturizer and powder because I was constantly rubbing my eyes and what have you. I got better and just never went back to make up.  I just look like I have some chronic disorder.  

Yup. Proportions are off for starters. But I do think the movie cats are undersized too.

They are half the size they should be for scale. But you are right that the proportions are distorting things even more. The head is important here. Cat heads are proportionally bigger than a human head. The performers’ heads are teeny tiny compared to how big a real cat’s head would be in these shots.

I was watching live. I just don’t get how those people could be so dumb to force Pelosi into that moment. They knew how they were supposed to behave. But they still have such little self-control that they couldn’t just sit on their hands...

Ha! Look at this clip of Pelosi shutting down some junior members when they are started clapping after he was impeached.

Seconded. Call the vote.

Yes, my holidays will be fucked (and I’m going solo so I won’t even have my husband to suffer with me) BUT! Today is my birthday, so even though I know he’ll survive the senate I’m going to take his impeachment as the best birthday gift I could ever receive! 

Starting this convo with a fuck Tulsi Gabbard.