Not given by me but by a now-ex friend (“ex” for a myriad of reasons similar to this):

Her stepson was getting married on Christmas eve...she gave him a $1000 gift certificate to a divorce lawyer, “because we can all see that coming.”

As a man, I was perfectly fine with cancelling men (because let’s face it, we fucking suck) until they got matched with religious cults. Celebrity or otherwise, those are really annoying.

It’s sad that you hear the criticism that he doesn’t stand up against sexism or racism specifically that way. 

I am so disappointed in Kanye not advancing I spit in disgust. 

Half a lifetime ago? Cenk said some of this shit 5 years ago. Just because he endorsed Bernie and Bernie endorsed him doesn’t make him a GOOD candidate. Especially to take over a seat vacated by Katie Hill. It’s shameful.

Bernie Sanders endorses whoever endorses him. It’s not that deep. He’s never been savvy with this shit and it shows. 

Who watches the watchers? Law enforcement ONLY like bodycams when it helps prove their side ... otherwise bodycams are an infringement on their rights when they’re performing their professional duties working for the populace (or some shit like that).  Municipalities can mandate and require bodycams on full time but…

but why would coroner or M.E. (with authority) need to conduct sexual contact?  Wouldn’t their work be of a professional non-sexual contact done strictly for the examination of the cadaver — which is a much more clinical activity done in lab conditions and under guidelines of M.E. policies.

It’d be really funny if men ended up winning it all, considering most people think that over here at Jez we hate men indiscriminately. I’m okay with that!

Cenk has a consistent problem with his past positions. He also was historically a Armenian Genocide denier. His show the Young Turks is also named after a ethno-nationalist group that committed the genocide and forced mass migrations of non-Turk people from Anatolia.

Having to choose between Bedbug Stephens and the Fox Blondes was the hardest decision yet. I’m a bit traumatized. I need a minute.

sexual contact with human remains without authority

Hey, that argument worked for the Pentagon audit, ‘it’s too complicated to figure out how we wasted all that money!’.

No, because in clear plastic shoes, everyone’s feet sweat and looked like pressed ham (bare ass on glass window). Not sexy. Not attractive at $100, much less 9x.

Story time! Worked at Disney for a bit. Supervisors always told us that the company only allows for a 2-3% merit raise for employees each year, basically 3% if you were great, 2% if you were just okay. They only told this to us verbally, never showed it to us in writing anywhere.

A coworker who was chummy with a Disney…

The only thing this shoe evokes from me is ~ “Elsa was a late 1990's stripper? ok.”

I have never heard this word Haint before, thank you, it is delightful.

All these people are TOO OLD for this bullshit. This is high school shit. I just looked up Khloe’s age-she is 35. THIRTY-FUCKING-FIVE and she’s passive aggressively posting on Instagram stories (the Snapchat of Instagram) about the 22 year old who kissed her exceptionally piece-of-shit ex at a party.

My dad cheated on my mom the entire 27 years they were married, and finally left her for the love of his life, who was a haint sent from the underworld to destroy all joy. When dad died, he’d been married to the haint for 27 years as well, and my mom STILL REFERRED TO HIM AS HER HUSBAND. She’s prewritten her own…

I don’t understand how women get so upset over men who are CLEARLY not worth it. My parents got divorced 27 years ago after 12 years of marriage when my dad cheated on my mom with my now step mother, and my mom is STILL mad about it. My dad wasn’t worth all the anger, and neither is Tristan. Girl, Jordyn did you a…