This is like the Instagram version of the GEICO caveman show. A funny bit for two minutes that no reasonably sane person would assume could stretch for a single half-hour, let alone 23 of them.

I think you mean business class. Where it’s $3000 to fly to Asia round trip in a lay flat bed seat. First class would be $5,000-$30,000. And economy tickets to Asia generally are $600(now)-$1000(summer) round trip so 2 economy seats would still cost less than business.

Fair, they do all look alike.

Seems like an odd thing to specify doesn’t it? It sounds like something someone with OCD or an associated problem would have to deal with. Tic Tacs would be easier than makeup, just empty half of one box into an empty one, and that’s it. But what’s the deal with the insistence anyway? And is he eating them and they’re…

I guess it just depends on how you define “mainstream.” I’d count Jackson, who in 1988 won 11 states, including Michigan, was endorsed by the UAW, and at one point was considered the front runner and led the delegate count.

I actually think “first” is arguably the most correct part of his quote because it was modifying “mainstream African American...,” and as prominent as Jesse Jackson was, he wasn’t a mainstream candidate. And obviously, neither was Al Sharpton.

It does indeed appear shopped. That weird hard outline around them. And that one of her alone. Screams cut and paste.

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

look, he is not a professional make up artist, but he thinks he is.

are k and k photoshopped into these pictures? the one on the right looks weird - like they aren’t really standing on that floor.  the proportions seem off on all of them?

And meanwhile here in the Southeast, I’ve stopped a cashier in the middle of pulling out a plastic bag for me, saying “I’ve got my own,” and she proceeds to pull it the rest of the way out then throw it away.

Makes sense, tks. I’m a little slow today :)

My county banned plastic shopping bags and it’s pretty good (except that plastic produce bags are somehow not banned). You have to pay $0.05 for a paper bag, but they’re available. Also every organization and its mother is giving away free reusable bags as merch.

This one is a lot harder than yesterday (but still joyously fun). My biggest problem is that I don’t know who some of these people are. Bari Weiss? Chapo Trap House?

I thought the number after their names was votes cast. But I just realized it’s their “seed” number. LOL

Dumb question: how can you tell which is doing better?

Choose the one you find more repellent. So, like, which is worse: people who couldn’t discuss Hillary without bringing up the eleventy million emails she deleted where she discussed killing Scalia in the loft of a Chuck-E-Cheese, or people who write endless fanfics about how Bernie had some secret General Election…

How in all hells is Megan McCain not polling ahead of Williamson? We’re subjected to a weekly update of McCain’s asshatery, while Williams was effectively cancelled once she dropped off the debate stage.

I chose MSNBC over the Fox Blondes because after being at my parents’ house for almost a week and having MSNBC on the television every waking moment, it really affected my mental state. It broke me. I am broken.

Was she the basis for Linda on the recent seasons of Orange is the New Black?