The older I get, the more I realize adulthood is just middle school with taxes.

Yah I don’t know how Trump feels because he is a heinous man. When I read that they mocked him I was gleeful for a split second. Then I watched it & thought they seemed like a holes and that we should not treat each other that way. We should CALL HIM OUT every day TO HIS FACE. And leave the petty bullshit to middle…

positions that would have been impossible to achieve without the first strides of Dr. Welter and Sarah Thomas

BUT I WANT RESULTS NOW SO I CAN ALREADY BE OUTRAGED THAT PEOPLE DON’T AGREE WITH ME!

He’s not one because he’s since apologized. “Offensive Comedians” (proper noun) refers to comedians who brand themselves as being “offensive” - which in their eyes makes whatever they say beyond criticism. Ricky Gervais and others refuse to apologize on the principle that comedy is supposed to be offensive (apparently…

It’s kind of annoying not to see where the polls are at when you finish the survey, but then again, it’s also kind of a relief?

Burn it all down, begin anew from ashes and traumatized survivors. 

That’s... all of Star Wars, though? To the point where Mel Brooks made a parody in which “merchandise” is yelled a lot.

Let’s just cancel everything.

If “Men” doesn’t win - what are we even doing here?

I agree 100%. I did not realize I still held such anger over GOT’s ending till I gleefully thought HELL YES when I voted for GOT Creators. CANCEL THEM. 

I feel like cancelling the Kardashians will also cancel the Kardashian Clapbacks so it must be the right answer, correct?

Cancel Culture will win it all. It’s a lock.

This is gonna be the most cathartic bracket ever. Immediately after voting I was filled with a feeling of peace and weightlessness, albeit temporarily. I guess imagining a world without YouTubers really was that therapeutic!

What kind of person donates money to a billionaire’s vanity campaign?

Jesus was always pretty hot to me. Come on - who wouldn’t swipe right on a nice Jewish fellow who was into social justice and could make his own wine?

One common symptom that a person has contracted the brain rot disease of Hotep-ery is when they start to imply that people from the northern parts of Africa are basically white.

Both these Jesus look like what my grandparents would have called “ethnic.”  Which basically translates to “not white-white, but, like, Middle-Eastern, or maybe Italian or something.”

Yeah I thought that was super weird.

*puts on spectacles*