There’s obviously a correlation, but if you have to resort to long-term under-fueling to lose the weight, you’re going to undo any of the benefits of the weight loss. Yeah, you’ll get thinner, but you’ll lose muscle, have no energy, and you’re way more likely to get injured—all of which have the potential to drag you…

About 6 months if the divorce goes smoothly.

As the son of a rich white man, I know I’m not allowed to have an opinion, let alone voice it these days.

I was 12 when Terminator 2 came to theaters and it was the first Terminator movie that I saw. My grandma frequently watched the hokey Beauty and the Beast tv series, so that first shot of Linda Hamilton where she’s doing pullups with those kick-ass biceps in her isolation cell was an absolute revelation (and so was Ed…

Buttered brioche bun, not a biscuit. 

“Let me tell you something about hew-mons, nephew. They’re a wonderful, friendly people as long as their bellies are full and their holosuites are working... but take away their creature comforts, deprive them of food, sleep, sonic showers... put their lives in jeopardy over an extended period of time and those same,…

Was it really, though? I haven’t seen the video in question, but I don’t recall any buzz for the size of Ray J’s tool.

You put forth some intriguing ideas. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

We'll run out of cows long before we run out of chickens.  

This reads like a white guy talking about why he didn’t see the new Ghostbusters, Oceans 8, any of the new Star Wars, and why Brie Larson is a shitty actress.

Thank goodness this is just about this sandwich, and not a preview of things to come when we run out of chickens due to climate change.

Martin Scorsese? Is that you?

You have a very specific form of cibophobia?

Systemic change scares a lot of people. I’ve said it before and I will say again, a significant amount of the American people are suffering from a form of Stockholm Syndrome where they sympathize with their capitalist masters against their own interests. It’s going to take a lot of effort to break that hold.

For what it’s worth, my actual human babies whom I birthed out of my body and love very much also came with a heavy side of existential dread.

Yeah, she’s a total jerk in the beginning, but if you keep going you see her character evolve and grow. She can be hard to watch in the 1st season, specifically for all the problems you mention, and watching her self-destruct I definitely found areas that were relatable, in that “younger, less-than-best self” way.…

Step 1: Shut down Deadspin

Quit it with the video-only articles. 

In most cases I would agree with you, but there is a part of me that thinks she wouldn’t mind the world finally knowing how much these two loved each other, and the hate and prejudice that kept them from being together.

This probably won’t be a popular opinion, but I think it’s in poor taste to out someone in death if they didn’t want to be out in life.