This. The information is given to you, you have to be your own advocate and actually read the fine print. You can’t really complain otherwise.

When I saw the picture I immediately thought, surely we are going to discuss her hair. #fakenews didn’t even mention it!

Agreed, at least she’s doing something different.

The tulle on her back needs to go. It looks like a fungus growing off of a tree or something. The dress looks okay in the second and third picture where you can’t see it.

I will start a GoFundMe for your legal fees!

So a boat full of armed, old white men and one white woman grasping onto Trump for safety. That’s not telling at all.

Service dogs aren’t just “emotional support dogs,” they are trained in specific tasks, such as grounding someone who is having an attack, waking someone up who is having a nightmare, bringing medication or a person to help, leading a person to safety when they are having a panic attack, etc. The owner is also receives…

*gasp* I just watched the trailer and I am so here for this!

I thought this was an actual movie and I got really excited.

Not in the legal field, but Stormy was suing for defamation after Trump said she was lying about being threatened. The judge through the lawsuit away so she will have to pay Trump’s legal fees. My understanding is, the lawsuit wasn’t really about whether or not there was a payment, but rather about the Trump’s tweet…

Joanna and Chip have not one, but two trees, one of which is 13-feet-tall. We get it, you love Christmas!

I think one of the markers of success our culture gives is whether or not your are married or at least in a relationship. People pity people when they are single, regardless of how happy they are, which is why people often jump into relationships and marriage. I think people are also afraid of being alone, so they…

In college I worked at a movie theater and I always had to work Christmas day. Believe me, no one wanted to be there. Most people are working because they are being forced to (work or your fired) or because they can’t afford not to. Not only was our pay crappy, but we didn’t get tips and people were literally the…

See it actually makes me like her more. I find people who like spooky, supernatural stuff weirdly charming.

Have you tried “tube” mascara? I’ve always hated the raccoon effect from mascara too but this stuff has changed my life. It basically just peels from your eyelashes when you wash it off, so no more mascara mess and it works great too.

I think lack of thoughtfulness is part of it, some shitty people will never make a good partner, but people also just settle and marry the wrong person because they think it’s something they’re supposed to do. So now they are married, with more stress on their relationship, when they were never well-suited for each…

So by your theory, anyone can get away with anything as long as they make sure their victim can’t remember it, regardless of any other evidence. Is that right? Wow, guess that lets all the murderers off the hook!

Mrs. Maisel continues to try comedy and everyone in Westworld realizes they can pick out the hosts because they don’t have a sense of humor. The hosts run away to the Upside Down where they are finally safe from human comedy and entertainment.

Can your family adopt me?

I’m afraid this bat didn’t get the memo. :(