Aw, thank you!

I lived on the 4th floor of an old building that had no elevator and somehow every time I went grocery shopping I forgot this and had to loop like five grocery bags around each arm because taking two trips was unspeakable. If my husband or I forgot something after we got in the car we’d have to roshambo to see who had…

Hershies are only good for s’mores, period. Reese’s peanut butter cups are a trashy and amazing experience though and you missed out.

Yeah, my cats have regular feeding times and they know *exactly* what time to start bothering me.

Sad but true probably. :(

More family betrayal! Emily West is warning her fellow Missourians not to vote for her racist father, 64-year-old Steve West. “He’s made multiple comments that are racist and homophobic and how he doesn’t like the Jews,” she said. “I can’t imagine him being in any level of government.”

I would say all of us on this thread should be friends but we’d all probably be secretly fantasizing the other one’s existence away!

Seriously. If you want your social media account to be “private” you sign up for it with an email address you don’t link to anything else and you don’t use your real name on the account. It’s pretty simple. And even then, I wouldn’t post anything incriminating or stupid.

Pac-Mania is an arcade game, a la Pac-Man, but in a 3D format. It did not stand the test of time.

Yeah, maybe it’s the freedom from judgement and not having to deal with people. I hate grocery shopping and a big part of that is that people always seem to be grumpy.

That’s my nightly routine for removing makeup. I like the cotton pads that have the little bumps on one side, really seems to clean and take off makeup easier.

Have you read “The Thirteenth Tale” by Diane Setterfield? It’s usually my go-to rec for a fun gothic read. Anything by Shirley Jackson is good, the one mentioned in the article and “We Have Always Lived in the Castle” is a very good short read.

I often fantasized about the apocalypse happening and being the sole survivor. My favorite part was casually grabbing whatever I wanted from abandoned grocery stores and driving as fast as I wanted down freeways, which were of course miraculously free of abandoned cars.

I would buy a private island and try to pretend that this political hell hole of a world doesn’t exist until the ocean finally swallows me.

I grew up in the middle of nowhere with conservative parents who thought trick or treating was evil, so the first time I was able to do it was after moving to a bigger town, I was probably 13. I think the next year I felt like I was too old and none of my friends wanted to do it, but I wish I could have for another…

Makeup usually covers them up but Kendall and Kylie do have freckles. I wouldn’t be surprised if they enhanced them for this photo shoot though.

Yeah, I saw it trending on Twitter last night and was ready for something awful but saw the picture and thought, that’s supposed to be an afro?

Yes, didn’t you get it with your check from George Soros?

There are some bad zoos, don’t get me wrong, but not every zoo is just out grabbing animals for the sake of locking them up. My local zoo has a lot of rescued circus animals (all the tigers and elephants, for instance) that cannot be released back into the wild do to the upbringing they had. Many zoos are conservation…

Dear Salty,