Dear Salty,

Yeah, I actually the cancer part could easily be memes person. If they’re hand gets cut off, I’m guessing they’re going to doctor though. Maybe it’s physical proof vs. something you can’t see with your blind eye?

You can bring your lunch and go eat somewhere outside to disconnect for a bit, that’s what I do. Or eat at your desk and go for a walk. Anything to get you outside for a bit and moving is good.

I always respond to people, “If you get in a car accident or have cancer, who are you going to go to? An actual doctor or your Facebook friend who once shared a meme you found provoking?

Some of the women in the article did sue and the company settled (one was Albertsons).

I am still afraid of something grabbing me whenever I use latrine. Or sometimes you feel that blast of cold air come up and I’m just like NOPE!

I made the mistake of thinking I could keep some carnivorous plants alive. (Well, actually I probably could have but my cats feel threatened by anything else alive). Anyway, they died and after awhile I decided to reuse the terrarium. As I was pulling out the dirt there were all these desiccated venus fly traps and…

My parents made the mistake of letting me watch Unsolved Mysteries as a kid. We lived in a house in the mountains with neighbors far apart, yet I was convinced that a serial murderer or rapist was always just lurking outside my bedroom window or down our driveway. If I had to use the bathroom at night, I practically…

We know he’s not Republican anymore or he would have added “grab your guns!”

Yeah, dough and bread have both been synonymous with money for a long time, I just haven’t seen it used with this phrase. If the girl had said, “Let’s get this dough!” I probably would have got it (“the dough,” like you mention, would make more sense).

I don’t work for Jezebel, but YOU’RE HIRED!

Thoughts and prayers!

Whenever I’m walking in the city at night and I see raccoons (usually going through garbage), I literally cross the street and even then they usually still hiss at me.

Right? I mean, you go to a restaurant and they will have two separate sections for sandwiches and burgers, and if they have hot dogs, it will be in a section unto itself.

That’s not a bad idea. If you are in that situation (or someone you know is), the last thing you want is to have to stress about getting them.

Yes, yes he is.

Other things college educated and non-college educated women want:

You’re probably right, but I still like to imagine that there could be repercussions for assholes like this. :(

Lack of laws really, because there should be a law that strips someone of their license if they knowingly put someone in danger or refuse to serve them because of their personal bullshit belief.

Shows get cancelled all the time, especially in the first season.