I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

Good work, Carolina Stan.

I can’t even tell if that’s the new or old one.

And then there’s all the cool things our slaves built:

Someone has to tranquilize him, and then a crew of four does it in two hours.

Panel gaps you could fuck.

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

I was told there would be a jump.

I’m black, and I’m perfectly fine with the double standard regarding who can and cannot say nigga. White people are going to have to let that one go.

Forget the rankings: going through the items on this list in turn and picturing the feel of each was, for some reason, really really satisfying at a tactile level.

I'd rather they just give the Fit an extra 50hp and some suspension work, and kill the CR-Z entirely. I think it would sell a lot better than a silly 2 seater.

Charger Hellcat.

I've volunteered in rescues with pits and pit mixes for more than a decade. Never been bit by one. They, like all dog breeds, have the potential toward violence if they are encouraged to do so by humans. If it's not pits, thugs will gravitate toward any other strong breed - Rottie, Doberman, etc. Make it illegal for…