Dodge Daytona IROC R/T. 224 horsepower, 217lbs, 0-60 in about 6 seconds.

Uh oh. Looks like Blake Griffin just dunked on the entire Lewis family tree.

I'm ashamed to admit I'd never really noticed before just how f'ing rad this car is.

That's a shame. Apparently, he can fuck all night.

I'm beginning to think this column should just be renamed "Look at This Over-priced Piece of Shit!"

Citizen Pipe

Who keeps coming up with these nicknames for Ryan Seacrest?

The Aggies would end up going 7/11 at the line

Said Williams, "It works every time."

Just outstanding.

Killed by Trotsky: The Russian Civil War

Pictured: Cavallari's response to the question, "On how many days, out of seven, does Jay ask for more plays to the tight end?"

If Giants Win, Bloomberg Will Get Fruits

I beg to differ.

Singapore, I believe.

...when it comes to a sniveling, whining, self-pitying fool.

This. Compact, clean but funky lines, built-in fan base. And I can see a rainbow of available wheel colors to mix-n-match.

Is Paris Hilton's Bentley NOT in this category?

This always pissed me RIGHT off.

"I saw Chimp [Travis] run up to me in the yard, and I was like, what's going on?"