Good points both, but neither of those vehicles had the pop culture impact of the Caddy.

First-gen Escalade. Prior to this, SUVs could be nice, but not necessarily luxurious. Now Porsche makes one. And for a while there, it seemed like everybody had one.

A Mercedes for the Woodward Dream Cruise, in Detroit? SMH.

Lots of good answers here. I love the lights on the XC60.

Trisha Pittman at WPXI in Pittsburgh.

Black cherry makes me legitimately angry. On any car. Instantly.

I'd like to glow with a 24-year-old Ukranian model.

Haha, will do.

The joke, you missed it.

Big Fish. Cool car, cool cinematography, but man, that guy was just a fucking liar.

Suddenly, my Simpsons porn flipbooks seem terribly inadequate.

Roush Mustang. Because I don't think I've ever seen one driven by anything other than an asshat.

Inspired by today's Nice Price or Crack Pipe... this gets me EVERY time. CAREFUL - audio is very NSFW at the end.

The Phantasm Cuda is obviously the right call, but how about the '46 Bentley the crazy smoking lady drove in Creepshow?

Very short Dell'Abate.

This is the most E.O. thing I've ever done.

Minivans AND sport vans, but no new retro garbage (Prowler, Thunderbird, SSR)? Oh, okay.

Retro cruisers. See also: Thunderbird, Prowler, HHR.

Turner's Dairy (western Pennsylvania), makers of Turner's Tea, Iced Tea-Bird. Not pictured: the trunk is a giant cooler, usually filled with ice and small cartons of tea.

Kevin Collier is a Huntington native and thus got a lot of joy out of this shitstorm.