"Mother Jones polemicist" Irrelevant to his legitimacy, also deliberately inflammatory

I don't see why pointing out the truth about how Chris Kyle really was a tremendous prick in real life suddenly counts as 'mocking' him.

And you never understood a single word he said, but you helped him drink his wine?

"The role of Detective James Carter, a cocky black cop who—get this—doesn’t play by the rules or know an ounce of karate, has yet to be filled."

You're thinking of Tek War: The Movie.

"I do declare I have the vapors at the thought of that." - Lindsay Graham

♬Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga♬

[Chris Pratt pulls top off head, displays circuits to the crowd]

I saw Goody Izzard with the Devil!

They've found a way to combine the flavor of McDonald's food with the cleanliness of eating at a food truck.

He's still has quite a ways to go to match Rappin_Jake_Sisko's 82:1 ratio, but it's still nothing to laugh at.

"Directed by Cary Fukunaga from the novel by Uzodinma Iweala, the film stars Idris Elba"

Dazzler as a jaded dance hall performer.

This looks like a lost storyline from Parker and Espin's version of eXiles, and that's why I love the idea already.

Oh my God, Jerry, when you check your email you go to Alta Vista and type 'please go to yahoo.com'?

"NBC's number two priority: Make it 1997 again through science or magic."

Ham!

Speaking of the same three things combined over and over again in increasingly unpleasant ways, Taco Bell.

So at what point is Tina Fey going to come forward and reveal that all of NBC's decisions for the past few years have been part an elaborate marketing campaign for a new season of 30 Rock?

"It's like drama, only nothing interesting happens."