He's probably singing The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins on his way to the afterlife right now.

It's People magazine, did we really expect anything better from them?

Emotions are dumb and should be hated.

You are Lt. Barclay and I claim my five pounds.

"You might call them soft, because they're very reluctant to kill, and they might agree with you, but they're soft the way the ocean is soft, and, well; ask any sea captain how harmless and puny the ocean can be."

Now I want Biden to star in a shot-for-shot remake of White House Down.

It can be two things!

Indiana: We Are No Longer Run by the KKK

I can’t handle this anymore. You’re all [pauses thoughtfully] you’re not my kind of people, at all.

You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run out of the house with a big washtub and… hey! Where are you going?

A little from column A, a little from column B.

Yet another instance of the liberal Hollywood elite silencing a conservative.

All right! I admit it! I'm the Lindbergh baby! Wah wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dada!

Alien: Resurrection also has Sigourney Weaver making a behind-the-back half-court shot in it, which is the only part of the film I care to remember.

Any title that was more South African would probably be unrepeatable in public.

"All I remember (is)… Madonna… melted"

Lana Wood as 'Plenty O'Toole'.

When it comes to helicopter-based tv shows, it's either Airwolf remake or GTFO.

"it stars Bale as Travis McGee, a hardened 'salvage consultant' who lives on a houseboat in Florida and specializes in recovering other people’s property through less-than-legal means."

You're thinking of Atlanta.