Literally the only thing Christian about Trump is that he claims to be a Christian. Sometimes they’ll admit he’s not a real believer, but that God is working through him. But all I’ve got to say to that is:

I like this review, so I feel bad about nitpicking, but re: the first paragraph...

Ted McGinley doesn’t hit bottom, Ted McGinley IS bottom.

Ted McGinley!?

Having vaguely forgotten Kevin Sorbo’s backstory in the original movie, I find it amazing now how that one can now seemingly serve as a sequel to his 2017 movie Let There Be Light. In that one he goes from Obnoxious Atheist to Upstanding Christian thanks to seeing his kid (that died of cancer, of course) during a…

Having seen the first movie three times — it’s my personal Worst Movie Ever — I could not be more excited for this.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Two excellent and under appreciated short films!

“Mr. Burress, off-limits subjects include rape, sexual assault, race, sexual orientation/gender, and rape.”

Have a reluctant upvote.

Black dude with a hammer? He would’ve been shot 95 times.

Won’t someone please stop thinking of children?!

Noted conservative, free speech advocate Ben Shapiro was prepared to comment, until he realized Hannibal Burress was a scary black man, at which point he clutched his purse tightly and proceeded to cross the street.

And if there’s one thing Catholic institutions know, it’s privates.

Buress should have responded by nailing 95 of his best jokes to the theater door.

While this is fucked up, Loyola is a private university. not subject to the First Amendment from what I understand.

Won’t somebody please think of the children diddlers/multinational powerful incredibly rich and largely unregulated misogynistic religious institutions?

I haven’t gotten around to looking for the widespread outrage from the conservative community about this clear violation of free speech, but I’m sure it crashed a few servers.

I make honking noises every time I squeeze my nipples. Anyways, what’s this article about?

Ain’t no party like a fish-nun party cause a fish-nun party got porgs.