I thought by ‘That Guy’ you were going to be the jerk telling us how wrong the rest of us were for loving the film. But if you just mean you were ahead of the curve, genuine props to you! It’s a great movie, and there’s no shame in saying you saw that before the rest of us.

The Lebowski Challenge! Slayer of digestive systems the world over.

With nail polish!

When I first saw it, I remember thinking that it’s basically The Maltese Falcon, except everyone is a buffoon. It’s more than that, of course, but that’s the underpinning of it.

There’s no way to say this without sounding like That Guy, so I will now own being That Guy in this instance.

Very suddenly in my college dorm, we were all making White Russians.

Excuse me, miss, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

“Mediaite has a longer version”

DEAR GOD I CAN’T TAKE IT

“There is no failproof or even 40% likely way to rescue you but we refused to abandon you so we put ourselves at great risk YOU’RE WELCOME HAN.”

The best thing Disney has done with the franchise so far is take a flamethrower to all tha extended universe crap.

Leia gets seduced by a space lizard with special sex pheromones that make human women go all gaga for him. The space lizard is trying to make Vader look bad in front of Daddy by killing Luke before Vader can bring him in front of the Emperor, so Leia hires Luke a bodyguard named, I shit you not, Dash Rendar who is…

Clone Troopers are GMO, Storm Troopers are GMO free.

People like to crap on the Ewoks, but they forget that the Ewoks are carnivorous monsters that were not only moments away from eating some of our heroes in honor of C3-P0, but they almost certainly ate some of the defeated Stormtroopers.

Han never translated what Chewie said after that.

”Well, less of a plan and more of a very general, overall goal without all of the details worked out or even really considered very well.”

This was the first Star Wars movie I ever saw, so I agree mostly. For those of this that got exposed to this universe first through ROTJ, we were probably able to view things like Ewoks in a slightly different light as a result.

There was a reason why RotJ was considered the “bad” Star Wars for a long time. 

I’ve always loved RTJ, particularly because of the Death Star destruction sequence.

There are deleted scenes of him hanging out in a cave, doing Force stuff and building his green lightsaber.

I highly recommend that you watch ROTJ if for no other reason than to see Vader and Luke battle it out inside the stomach of the Gar’Frnor. The creature is rolling around like after a bad night of drinking and spicy food and having acid reflux - until both jedi lightsaber their way out of its stomach by slicing it…