At this point, I’m not sure reality isn’t a parody.

If you like pina coladas, and emphasizing Barack Hussein...

Looking at the thumnail, I first thought this was a dating site for Limp Bizkit fans.

And then they’ll collaborate on the screenplay.

I can’t even tell any more, man.

Prediction: at least two progressives trying to troll lonely Cult 45 members will accidentally catfish each other and find a legitimate connection on this site when they figure it out

Looking at the thumnail, I first thought this was a dating site for Limp Bizkit fans.

the implication, to me, was that the reason the other ship crashed was because of the paradox. the two ships had merged for a hot second, leaving some of their ship (including a crewperson) inside our ship, making their ship inoperable and causing it to crash.

this is especially sensical when you consider that our…

that last point was such a huge issue for me - it’s like they sent people into space without knowledge of a star chart.

That “just write a Cloverfield movie from the start!” complaint in the article misses the entire point of the franchise, which is to take a certain kind of original sci-fi thriller script which would otherwise get little attention and attach a known name to it. It’s like telling a scholarship program “Why don’t you…

I don’t think that was a glitch. The same thing happened to me. My guess is that Netflix was hoping to use the hype around the Cloverfield Paradox trailer to get more people to watch Altered Carbon (which I still haven’t).

It can be two things.

I wonder if the “buy something that’s already written” helps them keep it under wraps, which for some reason continues to be deemed integral to releasing these movies?

That was what was crazy to me. They so half-assedly tried to shove this into the Cloverfield universe that they didn’t bother to reconcile the super-high-tech futuristic space station with the obviously-mid-aughts Cloverfield.

What about the room that filled with water for no reason at all?

 Didn’t the first one set up that she went to learn things so she could teach her son to become what he was supposed to? I mean it seemed to me s natural progression to the story.

First one: Party party dumb joke party BOOM BIG MONSTER RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN go save girl RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN end.

Out of the three movies, this is the least good, so you may as well watch the others anyway. Don’t only see the worst one?

This may be one of the more brutally cold takedowns I’ve seen here

You don’t need to see the other two to follow the (nonsensical) plot, but they are a must if you want to feel underwhelmed.