POTUS literally honored Navajo war veterans with a picture of Andrew Jackson behind him. Plus they don’t see how using the term “Pocahontas” in context to demean a person’s ethnicity is racist.

According to my Texas approved sixth grade American history book, all the Native Americans went back to their home planet.

It’s some good advice you just didn’t take.

I’m so glad that we have Eric Trump to turn to about what Native Americans should and should not be offended by!

Are you being sarcastic?

Irony is like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

“Remember Speedy Gonzales? That’s why my Dad isn’t racist against Mexicans.”

Now I want to watch this stupid sketch, but I can’t. I can’t find a video of it anywhere. Now, in my imagination, it’s the funniest sketch in the world, but I’ll never get to see it! It’s like...it’s like when you find one of those 30 second porn clips, and you’re like, “This is the hottest shit ever! O-oh my god, if…

When they returned, there were no Safelite parades. No one shook their hands. In fact, people spit on them. Well, actually, they spit on the windshields, but still...

Whenever I see a Safelite repair tech, I make sure to take a second or two to thank them for their service.

It’s true. Safelite repair techs are the real heroes. Let’s not let that fact get lost in all this sexual assault nonsense and anthem kneeling.

Someone really should make a horror movie about a naive young woman from Slovenia who marries a gross old rich American and gets more than she bargained for.

That would be pretty funny, though. If Nutcracker ballerinas just started performing on people’s doorsteps and then asked for some hot chocolate.

It is possible to deserve both contempt and pity.

I’d be kind of annoyed if a bunch of ballerinas showed up at my house and started dancing too.

What a weird teaser for Westworld season 2.

Melania Trump is not a person you should ever fucking feel bad for.

What I desperately want is a documentary on the original statue. How and why it was decided to make a statue of Ronaldo. Who was put in charge of finding the artist. How this particular artist was chosen. What was the reaction of the people who commissioned the work when they first saw the completed statue. The raging…