Well, we didn’t start the fire.

The dingo really ate her baby

Abusers: 1, racists: 0

College professor here.

This is what I think: Carol was an unmarried mom who cheerfully poisoned the men with whom she slept due to the same profound, underlying issues that caused her to face every complex situation with an unremitting, unflinching, megawatt smile. Mike married her without fully understanding the situation, and hence he…

Oooh, but he’d loooove it if it were decades— then people would make t-shirts for him like they did for Mumia! *LOL* Brolita here is absolutely itching for a place up on the cross. He’d love nothing better than to be a Martyr for the Great White Cause or whateverthefuck.

I am so...so sorry...

“It’s the one you’re always disappointed in. The daughter is the one you want to bang.”

He’s decided to put off a second career to spend more time with ham.

He would have had to die to get the award. Now regret will consume him (which should make him eligible for the Wallace award).

I know it’s the unofficial (actual) national sport... But isn’t it time to change football as we know it since 99% of players in the recent research had brain damage? That’s terrible... People should be realizing every time they’re watching this that they’re seeing players be brain damaged so they can’t operate…

Took my wife’s grandfather to breakfast one cool morning in our Mazda3s GT. Had the seat warmers on ahead of time before I picked him up because the cold really bothered him.

A couple blocks after picking him up, he kinda moves around, puts his hand on the seat under his leg and goes, “OH! It’s heated!? I thought…

Unless that’s just what BIG AMUSEMENT PARK wants you to believe, a conspiracy theory invented in this very comment section.

One of my favorite passages from Daniel Nexon’s absolutely classic must-read scholarly review of Gorka’s PhD “dissertation” (Nexon is a prof at Georgetown and has a real doctoral degree):

8 Online Dating Tips for White “Supremacist” Neo-Nazi Shitheads

So you’re sick of these dudes acting like football is some symbol of what America should be all about. Because, as proved in your example, football is a pretty perfect summation of what America actually is.

Those expiry dates are just there to make you throw them out and buy more. If they don’t smell funny, they’re still good.
Most people don’t know, you don’t even need to refrigerate them.

Translation:

“Please go get distracted on Google and argue with me about Communism so that I don’t have to be made uncomfortable talking or thinking about white supremacy.”

Is the headline a rhetorical question? Cause I think the IRS comin for him after sending all those “going to claims” letters answered that.