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College professor here.

This is what I think: Carol was an unmarried mom who cheerfully poisoned the men with whom she slept due to the same profound, underlying issues that caused her to face every complex situation with an unremitting, unflinching, megawatt smile. Mike married her without fully understanding the situation, and hence he…

Oooh, but he’d loooove it if it were decades— then people would make t-shirts for him like they did for Mumia! *LOL* Brolita here is absolutely itching for a place up on the cross. He’d love nothing better than to be a Martyr for the Great White Cause or whateverthefuck.

I am so...so sorry...

He’s decided to put off a second career to spend more time with ham.

I know it’s the unofficial (actual) national sport... But isn’t it time to change football as we know it since 99% of players in the recent research had brain damage? That’s terrible... People should be realizing every time they’re watching this that they’re seeing players be brain damaged so they can’t operate…

Took my wife’s grandfather to breakfast one cool morning in our Mazda3s GT. Had the seat warmers on ahead of time before I picked him up because the cold really bothered him.

A couple blocks after picking him up, he kinda moves around, puts his hand on the seat under his leg and goes, “OH! It’s heated!? I thought…

Unless that’s just what BIG AMUSEMENT PARK wants you to believe, a conspiracy theory invented in this very comment section.

One of my favorite passages from Daniel Nexon’s absolutely classic must-read scholarly review of Gorka’s PhD “dissertation” (Nexon is a prof at Georgetown and has a real doctoral degree):

Actually...that sounds totally like what America is all about.

So you’re sick of these dudes acting like football is some symbol of what America should be all about. Because, as proved in your example, football is a pretty perfect summation of what America actually is.

Translation:

“Please go get distracted on Google and argue with me about Communism so that I don’t have to be made uncomfortable talking or thinking about white supremacy.”

They should melt them down and create statues to MLK, Harriet Tubman, Frederick Douglass, and other abolitionists OF COLOR.

I wanted to share my new favorite tweet.

Aggravated assault on the stereotype of today’s kids. Distribution of controlled justice. Possession of principles.

“Fewer.”

Yes, it does actually. Basically, when a company is bought, the after the value is attached to all of the tangible assets of the bought entity, what is leftover is called goodwill and is put on the balance sheet. It is an intangible asset. Yes, they will cry about losing it.

Is the headline a rhetorical question? Cause I think the IRS comin for him after sending all those “going to claims” letters answered that.