It would probably go well with a race car bed.

He said sports.

As a comedian once said, “In the larger social hierarchy DJs are just above incurable lepers and just below curable lepers.”

It’s a Discovery Channel-type thing and will be called: “Advanced Polymer Science: A Brief History of My Face.”

This drama came from someone who’s not equipped to deal with life.

The theme of my program is “Burns When I Pee.”

Yes, the penalty is incredible pain.

The book is profoundly sad, because while Rosemary had disabilities that would likely have never been cured, in the right environment, she was absolutely able to develop and mature, and it leaves little doubt that, afforded modern approaches to patient care, Rosemary could have likely grown into an independent,…

That, of course, doesn’t rule out it being a family member; it just means he’s probably getting a discount.

A Dorito patch

When people are hanging out with loose feet they always, without a fail ever, begin to touch their toes, rub their nails, slide a digit between thumbs ugly cousin, and generally swab sweat and jam onto the exact same mitts they will place into the crisps, tainting it with the foul of floor finger bacteria.

Alex Guerrero < Joseph Mengele

every Southie with an 8th grade education

#soistheplateinherskull

Yeah, I’d check his clothes to see if his mother pinned an address card on him.

This is what I took her to mean. Namely that there needs to be a revision of social norms around sexual encounters and that means boundaries have to be made specific and clear by women. Men have a role as well as, as peers of other men, but that has to with other forms of social pressure and norm-giving.

Spray them with epoxy and toss razor blades on them before it hardens.

I want to break a bunch of laws and get sentenced to getting my second Ph.D.

There was that time he found a Starbucks.

Players are kept on starvation diets and given multiple light cuts and abrasions. The endzones are sprayed with a continuous mist of saltwater, but at the back of the endzone there is a decent buffet. Any team that scores a touchdown and does not eat from the buffet gets to cut 25 grams flesh from Jerry Jones, who is…