This is what I took her to mean. Namely that there needs to be a revision of social norms around sexual encounters and that means boundaries have to be made specific and clear by women. Men have a role as well as, as peers of other men, but that has to with other forms of social pressure and norm-giving.

Spray them with epoxy and toss razor blades on them before it hardens.

I want to break a bunch of laws and get sentenced to getting my second Ph.D.

There was that time he found a Starbucks.

We have a winner!

Players are kept on starvation diets and given multiple light cuts and abrasions. The endzones are sprayed with a continuous mist of saltwater, but at the back of the endzone there is a decent buffet. Any team that scores a touchdown and does not eat from the buffet gets to cut 25 grams flesh from Jerry Jones, who is…

Two hippopotamouses are on the field at all times.

When your donkey sauce is dark yellow and smelly, its time to get on your hoveround and see the doctor. And stay away from the Murgatroyd twins.

I’ll just leave this here because it speaks to both the fact that Nigerians are not illiterate savages and that literacy and education are serious problems there:

No truer words...

Tell them yes and then offer to sell them some oil trees from the fields so they can have their own.

They were afraid the money might get spent on books.

And that is the extent to which she will explain Nigeria.

So, that’s a “no”, right?

I’m pretty sure it will take one look around and then go back to sleep.

I find that wearing pants helps with that.

Good points. And it doesn’t really matter much who does it; they just have to say a bunch stuff and not make an idiot out of themselves.

The only think wrong with Mike’s story, the first, is that it did not end with every human being involved or related dead in some Haneke-like scenario.

“No, You Call Me By Your Name!”

you said ‘butt’ hehe