Even hair hates this fucker, and it’s non-sentient.

The appeal to and construction of ‘racial’ differences has always been about exploitation, which is a zero-sum game—you win or you lose. So much of Western society since at least the 1700s has been explicitly racialised, and since thinking zero-sum is an easy default for lazy human minds, that mindset is natural for…

It’s because of the protein content. They should just use egg whites. Any by “they should just use egg whites,” I mean “WTF anyway.”

He could have sold heroin given the likely meat content of McD’s burgers.

You may have noticed that we have a surfeit of devils that do quite fine speaking for themselves.

Pretty strange. What kind of racist thing can you say about Armenia?

Dedicated to Kaur:

Those are the seats for homosexuals, Jews, and people who can read.

How long does it take you to eat just one little kid?

Bet you had to re-tuck your shirt after that telling-off.

It’s fucking science.

If you can tell which way the pigeon is rotating you are either a genius or a psychopath

Kelly and McMaster are both right-wing assholes who think that Trump is right-wing-assholing the wrong way.

What is this and where can I purchase one?

Yeah, I know, but you can’t argue with the evidence.

I have a theory that Steven Seagal is a sort of golem made of ham. He’s a sweaty (or greasy, hard to tell) ham-golem—literally.

No, you take out a hit on yourself because you know you’ll never leave yourself alone to build a new life with your new spouse.

Yes.

Spelling out three options at least makes sure there are no grey areas.

Translation: Books are for pussies, and when you read one a bald eagle dies.