Kelly and McMaster are both right-wing assholes who think that Trump is right-wing-assholing the wrong way.

What is this and where can I purchase one?

Yeah, I know, but you can’t argue with the evidence.

I have a theory that Steven Seagal is a sort of golem made of ham. He’s a sweaty (or greasy, hard to tell) ham-golem—literally.

No, you take out a hit on yourself because you know you’ll never leave yourself alone to build a new life with your new spouse.

Yes.

Spelling out three options at least makes sure there are no grey areas.

Translation: Books are for pussies, and when you read one a bald eagle dies.

He’s reasonably accommodating their unreasonableness?

Eric Cartman is now our President.

But, in addition, there is a fairly clear understanding of the nature of the injury and the mechanisms by which it comes about. We have at least the beginnings of models of how the two things relate, building on what we know about the brain and brain injuries generally.  So, its not a correlation where the relation…

They should have ran this article instead:

Ok, but is Pluto a sandwich?

What women? The ones who have heard the rumors too?

Hot.

He had weak capillaries.

Thanks. I’m going to cover myself with a giant blanket in the corner and never come out.

Fuck off

Plus they were chanting “who’s streets, our streets.”

He’s not looking forward to getting back in his display cage at the circus.