I hope to God Caroline does not have a job that involves written communication.

Also most of them have never been seriously concussed and had to deal with the subsequent problems that can follow, even if it’s just once.

He’s not clear on his angle either. He got a big backlash against recinding DACA. Now when he probably did make some kind of verbal deal with Shumer and Pelosi, the right-wing nosepickers threw a howling monkey fit. To make them happy, he denies the deal over Twitter.

I hate when that happens.

This is what ‘predatory pricing’ actually means:

Just wait until he goes to the Idaho State Fair and sees the world biggest potato.

You may be underestimating the market for dead cats ... Disrupt the metabolically-operative feline borg.

I’m going to build a nuclear missile, name it the ‘Jane Jacobs,’ and launch it onto Silicon Valley.

No, she’s not being hypocritical. She’s arguing that there certain values that at some times are more important than economic efficiency and convenience. That’s the argument you should be arguing against.

Because Silicon Valley propeller-heads can pour vast amounts of money and resources into a project over long periods of time: for instance, sell under market prices for long enough to shut down competitors (by the way BrianGriffin, this is the actual meaning of ‘predatory pricing’)...

Do you wear body armor to the office? Is your blood type tatooed to your wrist?

Twitter came pre-ruined. It’s like those buildings Albert Speer had planned...

If you want to have six dildos, you just have to have a gun that shoots dildos.

I don’t think caffeine is the stimulant responsible for his demeanor.

Raw statistical data and their further analysis and interpretation are not nearly as simple as you think.

Well, a lot of Europe is pretty much as racist (with a different cultural and historical background obviously) as the US, they just use different words. In fact, everyday and public discourse in Europe can be more blatantly racist than you could get away with in the US (maybe until now at least).

Why does Bortles always stick his tongue out of his mouth like he’s a preschooler trying really hard to color in the lines?

Same thing could be said of the person who cut Cowher’s hair.

At the very end it looked like his life flashed before his eyes.