Counterpoint: Steph and Draymond would win the East finals even without three other guys on the team. Stop with this bullshit.

F is the 6th letter of the alphabet. Michael Jordan won 6 rings. Michael Jordan said he failed over and over again in his life. In college, failure is signified by the letter grade F. COINCIDENCE???!!!111!!1

“And even more than that, it is about the way people think writing is dying because reading is dying, even though neither actually are.”

“Philosophers have been dealing with the problems posed by vagueness since at least the 4th Century BC, because the problems that vagueness causes aren’t limited to the NFL’s struggle with the catch rule. Vagueness also has important implications for metaphysics, the philosophy of language, and our understanding of…

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Remarkable to see a take that is such garbage in both quality of writing and quality of opinion

I attempted to read the article but this monster and the opening sentence made my social studies teacher brain glitch out. Billy needs an editor, badly

I know there are run-on sentences, but did we just see the first run-on paragraph?!?

You got all the way through the write up? You’re the lone horse that was doped up just enough to get through it. His incoherent rambling had most readers euthanized by the end of the first sentence.

Billy,

Meth is not the answer, bud.

Is your salary a tax write off for Gizmodo?

That first sentence-paragraph is... just... wow.

One day they’ll tell tales of the smoke from Yinzers burning AB jerseys being visible from space.

HAIL SATAN

Also, fractional leads are better than whole number leads. Best of all are transcendental leads such as pi, because when you have a pi lead, the other team can’t tie the game, because when they attempt to score pi runs, they only get halfway around the bases.

Sources report that Mark is really excited about his college football opportunity, but he would have been really really excited had it been junior high-school.

OK, sure the Athletic guy tweet makes him seem like a water-carrying dick, but Albert is STRAIGHT UP TROLLING US with this shit:

Damn KD does a great Kyrie.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

He typed “John Bolton” into the search function and found a bunch of pictures of feckless Hawks.

The real story is how much Mallory Edens (Bucks owner’s daughter, seated next to Rodgers) ages between the first and last videos.