Getting very excited and then falling flat? You can’t say he doesn’t practice what he preaches.

God I miss the TSN podcast days.

The only other time dinger-swinging has worked in Texas is every other time.

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No way deadtips@spin.com isn’t scooping you guys on this.

Nutmegee will still have the last laugh when nutmeger signs with Southampton and ends his career with eight international caps.

Jerry Jones was into his 127th tweet before he realised this wasn’t for a Georgian bride.

“Oh my goodness, what a handle!”
[climaxes]
- everyone on Twitter

What’s that thing I said I would ask when you guys did this? Quick, before mine gets buried.

It’s not going to go well at all the next time he talks about looking for talent in the minors now.

+1

Harbaugh: Is he OK?
Trainer: He seemed OK.
Harbaugh: Did he say he felt no pain?
Trainer: He said he felt a mild amount of pain.
Harbaugh: OH GOD GET HIM OFF HE’S IN AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN!

Buck: “Yeah, I’ve had to deal with similar rumors myself. Have you heard the one about how I have special access to the Packers shower area, and how Aaron Rodgers gives me his wet towel after every game I call, and how I hurry back home to wring the very last drop of water in that towel into perfume bottles that I…

New York Belongs to King Kristaps

Oh God, this killed me.

Incidentally, that bio scored an A as his civil liberties term paper at Ole Miss.

Sources now reporting the tendon was torn trying to pick the winner of the tire-fire AFC South.

I much prefer Jim Tomsula’s stripper-heavy video. I redid all the wiring in my house with that thing.

Rob Ryan: [kisses bicep]
Rex Ryan: Haha, that Kaepernick sure is a tool.
Michelle Ryan: [fidgets nervously]

Serious question: Would you rather have soccer content or no content at all? I can understand that some people feel it’s a bit forced and that it’s being rammed down their throats, but I’m sure you’ve also noticed that there isn’t much else to talk about right now.