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Wenger: [enters dressing room]
Team: Oh God! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Wenger: No you idiots! It’s me! This is my puffy coat! I’m not an insect!
Team: Insect?

This will hardly get any attention in Chicago I bet. They watch a bore get intercepted all the time there.

It’s not that bad. Derrick Rose probably broke her fall.

Blatter is chasing champagne.

Eh, big deal. Runners suffering batted balls has been a mainstay of California for a few years now thanks to Chris Paul.

Wait till Ronaldo hears what Gregory Mertens did to steal his spotlight.

No.

A circle within a what?

Can’t wait for tomorrow’s headlines about hot Chile and an explosive Colon.

Quite the dichotomy.

Can’t wait for WaPo’s story about how Tolbert Rowe had to walk backwards down the stairs to watch this fight.

Make up your mind. Do you want discriminatory posts or not?

The Clippers’ HGH guy is called Incorporating Black?

ETA: Suarez, after the game:

If I see Messi playing in the same line as Busquets one more time I'm going to put my foot through the TV, and I don't even support Barca.

Nice goals, but doesn't negate the fact that this is a version of Barca that is utterly dire to watch, and whose resources are criminally underutilised by a coach who has absolutely no idea what he's doing.

It’s pretty difficult now but two years ago all it took was a pizza.

This should be everyone’s avatar for today.

CNN proving once again that the mute button is no match to their ability to ruin everyone's day.