Eriksson: [sheds single tear]

Also, he doesn't take ill-advised threes anymore because who the hell wants to be in downtown Cleveland?

Belichick: We've been Kearse'd.
NFL Investigator: Would you like to rephrase that in a phonetically unambiguous way?
Belichick: It was Jermaine Kearse.
NFL Investigator: Uh huh, so we have no reason to suspect an irrelevant curse?

+1

Eh, it's a stupid reference (it seems perfect in my head, which invariably means it's stupid). The Hungarian guy with the phrasebook walks into the spam origin scene (1:46) and says:

Didn't know Hungarians called Facebook their lower intestines.

The only thing better than the comedy offered by that clip is this glorious, meticulously-crafted article. I will bask in its warm glow for many minutes.

Well what do you want them to do? They can only let fewer than 20 people in.

heh.

Sunday 18.01

"You know me, man. If I say that's it, that's it."

They picked the worst HQ for their counterfeiting operation.

Does this mean we're all going to stall at 11am today?

This is the most such painful incident since Rahim Moore unfollowed Jacoby Jones.

Something was off about this weekend...

That's quite the hammer blow for him.

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Oof.

Kroenke: We need a strong guy on this. Someone who won't budge no matter how much people cry foul.

He's really trying to keep his numbers down to the 14, 15, 16 area, and I want him up in the 18, 19 area.