"Damn right you can't breathe."

Dammit Shep, not right now okay?

Lou Holtz's comments are becoming increasingly difficult to transcribe.

Pau Gasol's Guide to Driving Down Lanes to Confront People

This one seems to have legs though given how LVG responded to reporters yesterday.

I am dying here.

To be fair, the little curvy guy in the helmet was trying to headbutt him.

Clint Eastwood's agent isn't thrilled about the idea of an old man taking a seat.

Eh, I'll take my chances. If history is any indication, Patriot paragraphs are rarely checked.

I don't think the experience is about the presentation itself but rather the fact that they will play it twice.

That's only fair since Gilbert Arenas was a gunner.

I would give up the millions too for all those rings.

Geez give Bill a break will ya? Can't we at least wait until his ticket cancellation case is over?

A redundant +1.

+1

Not the first crushing victory for old white guys on Team Coco.

Last Friday, after practice, he was on the field by himself for like 40 minutes

His contribution to touchdown dances will go down as Legendre.

I wasn't making a joke. I meant that sincerely.

If ever a story needed the 'Death to the NCAA' tag...