But wait, don't Inter play in the...OK see your point.

Fat guys are always looking for a scoop at the 31.

In their defense, there was nobody.

I think what Clifford is trying to say is that he blows.

What is the definition of a new visitor?

Oh absolutely I am. Incidentally, could you please forward a copy of this to my employer?

"We played four white guys and an Egyptian. Just be thankful the coach isn't black."

Why did it take until the 3rd quarter for idiots on the field to interrupt play?

They discovered a third row of teeth in James Harden's jaw.

"Do you think Tim Burke killed someone yesterday after the ODB article hit counter broke?"

Dammit Eli even when it's not an interception it's backbreaking.

hehe

Alex Smith: Hey coach, is it true that there was never any dip where you coached?

They always hurt a lot more than you think these paper cuts.

Cowboys-Giants is on SNF? As far as I can tell, only Dolphins-Broncos is protected. Why isn't NBC flexing one of the two good games available?

Thanks for this. Bumping for more visibility.

Registrar: Alright Jenna, now I know Jameis failed Strategic Management, and I know you want to do the right thing here, but coach made it clear that he doesn't want any trouble, and we both know you're too stupid to get a job anywhere else. So, what does a good chick do?

what are you talking about, stool and ring muscle is a classic matchup.

Blah blah slow news day boogity boogity traveling bork bork bork not a real dunk durr bad defense mew mew mew.

Just the usual really. Blatter shooting down stationary targets.