Underrated.

Idiots! The jet is supposed to crash into the steel! I should have never drafted infidels.

Nice leftie chip from a tough spot to go one over. Now all he needs to do is suck at every other facet of the game, and he can cement his legendary status in the sport.

How come valuable info never floats up out of the grey until hours later and there's no one reading? I really think the commentariat should do a better job of scouting for worthy stuff in the greys.

I can always tell Daddy by the way he belts out.

Ancelotti: Perfect. Alright guys, all we have to do now is get out of this game with no inju-

Weird. Usually birds fans are flipping hamburgers.

Aggghh...

While the delivery was definitely clunky, I was hoping that working in 'net', 'serve', 'racket', 'let' and 'sidespin' would earn me at least a paltry rec. Oh well.

And now shamed all over the net. Serves him right for causing a racket. Let this be a lesson to everyone.

"Ain't nobody talkin bout malconts, we's just sayin dog's missin some melanocytes, which as you may well know produce melanin, the substance responsible for skin pigmentation. Y'all enjoy y'all's self now."

Never thought I'd work that hard to unmute ESPN.

It is a soccer game that will be watched by 500 million people today. Hope to see you there.

A statement from a shocked R&A read: "We cannot even begin to understand how Mr. Bishop could make such comments. How can he address females directly if they're waiting outside in the car?"

I wonder how many head-in-your-hands goals there have ever been. The only other one I know of is Gudjohnsen after Messi's famous Maradonaesque goal against Getafe.

No amount of explanation is going to undo the disappointment I feel after reading this comments section, but your efforts are admirable.

+1

Post-match interview:

Thirty years prior...

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