This DeMarcus Ware Sack Is The Slickest Play Of The Year

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On receiving their envelopes, however, fans quickly realised this was Robert's spectacular attempt to live up to his name.

Just be thankful that the guy holding you at gunpoint to read this let you go.

Seconded. He really is very good.

Nice.

No no you have this wrong. Just off camera was Martino staggering all over the field. It was all part of a hotly-contested mime-your-name game.

You're just sour because Denton planted snipers all over Gawker HQ to remind you of your hit targets.

Rushing for 600 yards and still losing is quite common actually. I always do it when I'm walking back from work trying to get to the bathroom.

Ha! Wallow in the depths of the commenting basement fool!

Ha! Wallow in the depths of the commenting basement fool!

I think I agree with her. It's just a temporary dip in form after that iron bowl loss. They will once again have enough energy to play well once they find an alternative container with which to beg for food.

Apparently it's pretty much a done deal in January. Here's hoping Real cup-tie him by pushing him into the last two minutes of the Ludogorets return game. Would be the most awesome troll job in history.

Because Matic would destroy him.

This could have easily been how made up Andy Reid's mind was about eating that burger and how his heart reacted to the news.

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Everybody's a fan of Cassettavettes all of a sudden.

Click-eight.

Colts Immediately Cut Da'Rick Rogers After DUI Arrest Discovering Missing Letter Is P

I could have sworn the Musial statue shook a little trying to get out of shot.

That's not how you win the Ballon d'Or Mario.