Laugh all you want, but some people make an entire career out of these moves. Just as Filippo Inzaghi.

Not even barriers would stop a David Moyes team to play sideways football.

When asked whether they had any video evidence, the NFL denied, saying that they couldn't for the life of them obtain footage from NFL Films.

Trent Richardson tried to read this but his browser will not process anything that has '0 to 100 real quick' in it.

"Just look at that heel and tell me it's not a fraud!"

SLASH: The slash represents the weapon of choice of my attacker.

What's wrong with speaking out against Donetsk violence?

"I don't want to read this. Just tell me what I need to take to not be in the Seahawks game."

For a while, Real Madrid also thought a bottler had snuck into their camp, but then they realised it was just Casillas.

Ten bucks says that isn't even Cutler's suit.

I don't think any of these would work for a Balotelli-related story though.

+1

Underrated.

"If only." -OJ

If my math is correct, there are 3024 legal groups that can emerge out of the group-stage draw. Of these, some truly insane groups are possible. There are 14 legal permutations (one-in 200) that can emerge out of:

Hard to judge after just one game, but Rakitic looks like an inspired signing. It seemed like he was involved in every play yesterday; the commentator said his name so many times it got annoying. Very mobile and very incisive, and finally a physical attacking presence in midfield for Barcelona.

Unfortunately, the bee eventually bit Date-Krumm, and Venus promptly contracted Tardive Dyskinesia.

Legend has it that the ice-bucket challenge originated as a hastily-crafted ruse by a physio who tried to treat LeBron's hairline fracture.

Don Mattingly later had to explain to Puig that on a baseball field, double-play does not mean fast-forward.

Very simply, Ozil doesn't have the legs to do the backtracking duties that are required by an EPL side. This is what killed him last year. That's why the Khedira deal, if it happens, will really boost Arsenal's chances of finally winning the damn thing. With a big presence in the middle, he won't have to drop too…