Should have attended Pau Gasol's masterclass on how to never disturb the lane.

Editor: Good report as usual Mike. But I gotta ask you, we have been correcting the same typo in your write-ups for three years now. Why do you keep writing 'Sergeically-repaired'?

You traded a number for a baseball huh? Amateur.

"Hey Tim. This might not be the best time to ask you this but...would you be so kind as to give us part of the money you collect on your ALS awareness campaign? You know, seeing as we gave it to you in the first place."

"Dude, check out that redhead!" has got to be the oldest Native-American joke.

Mikulik all you want, but I cannot guarantee that it's safe.

Dammit Notre Dame stop telling people 3.14 is A+.

He's just biding his time in case the version with Khedira in it becomes valid.

Some shit appears to be going down at Notre Dame.

May I know the address of this mysterious store from which you bought strawberries that didn't taste like water?

This is the best one.

Could've really used her in game 1 of the finals.

This seems like a hoax. I didn't see anything short-circuit.

Sportswear-for-popcorn is also Nike's most typical contract.

Ah, PSG. Good ol' PSG. Back to enamor us with your dysfunctional attacking game and your desperation long-ball tactics and Ibrahimovic's incredible open-goal misses and idiotic, attack-ruining backheel passes to noone in particular that he never gets called out for and terrible referees bailing you out with imaginary…

Cleveland - Doesn't matter what you make, you will still starve.

Prince Fielder would like to state unequivocally that he is not a fan of the idea of an entire half of the plate being unused.

Holy crap this is amazing.

I bet if you played this in sixth grade, the education you were receiving would have totally made it worth the risk.

[furiously takes notes]