This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at…

This is special.

Wow, about fucking time! Naturally, it was the Washington article.....

Per my understanding of most professional sports but specificallly MLB, each team has a pretty extensive media staff, much of whom are dedicated to social media. How hard is it for one of these staffers, or even an intern to look at the roster, go through each player’s social media accounts and comb for nonsense like…

The issue I have with the “young and stupid” defense is that Gunn is 51 years old. Those weren’t the tweets of some edgy early 20's, those were the tweets of a 43-46 year old man. If the time frame for this bleeds into 2012 he was well into production/pre-production on Guardians, so the whole “oh this was the ‘start’…

OR!, and stay with me here, maybe teams could not fall in love with their own replaceable role players and let them walk instead of hamstringing themselves to hang on to them.

Self-titling your debut album? I’ll accept it. Self-titling anything after that? Fuck off.

You know what’s honestly a pretty dumb band name? The Beatles. I won’t get into any other Beatles-related hot takes, but they’ve been so omnipresent my entire life that it literally took decades for me to realize it was a pun.

Neutral Milk Hotel is a grating bandname and the band’s music is not interesting enough to compensate for it.

I can understand why King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is bad enough to keep someone away, but I can’t understand why that same someone simultaneously admits to having no problems with a band named Wooden Shjips.

If that was the title of the article, I wouldn’t have read it.

Your hypothetical Chevy Chase scenario is apples-and-oranges. First, in the severity of the slur; the n-word is the apex slur, “poof” is at the lower end of its class. Cleese’s remark is also meant to conjure a specific era.

I no longer want to be a white male

I can’t find a conservative ideology anymore. I honestly can’t find it. It used to be “small government” which, while I didn’t always agree with, I understood the premise of. Now, it seems as if conservative ideology is just making liberals upset. That is it. 

Are you implying that Bey & Jay won’t be relevant in 50 years because they collaborate with producers and sample music? Does that mean Biggie won’t be relevant in 30 year? Or Reasonable Doubt, for that matter? It kind of seems like you don’t think Hip Hop is music, which is pretty ignorant.

Yeah, how dare a pop culture site write about two of the biggest artists of the last 20 years. The fuck were they thinking?

...nah man.

truly incredible collection of comedic talent

Like you were never a confused teenager.