I don’t know why Lebron and/or the Lakers felt the need to put this out there, I’m quite sure JR already knew the score.

Dear Penthouse,

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Not for nothing, but success spoils anybody’s fans. Especially sustained success with the level of effusive praise the Warriors have gotten for years now.

My co-worker has been a Warriors fan for his whole life (50 years) and is very level-headed and rational about the whole finals so far. It’s so annoying.

If you’re concerned about the shortness of life, and who isn’t, I’d re-evaluate your time budgeting to include less internet commenting.

TAKE IT FROM ME.

There are two types of people in this world. People who experienced something shitty and feel like everyone else behind them has to to experience the same thing, and people who experience something shitty and work to prevent those behind them them from having the same shitty experience. 

When you hear about artistic exploitation for 16 years... 16 years? That sounds like a choice.

Alan Parsons Project: “Games People Play”

Can his goods BE more damaged?

Why did Mike Budenholzer buy his team coffee?

Compared to the standard Portland description of coffee, I think that’s quite brief.

oh god how did I forget this

Saturday, March 17th. Shudder. 

I am shocked to learn that a man who looks like he does lacks self-discipline.

Taste in music is subjective. Just because one person says a song sucks, doesn’t mean it sucks to someone else. If you like a song, you like a song, and nothing anyone says will change that.

Sir, this is an Arby's.

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

This is really... meager... as far as reviews here go. It doesn’t even mention the fact the episode is a musical episode featuring the guest voices of folks like Daveed Diggs and Andrew Rannells.

I’m actually more interested in a reckoning for Diane than I am Bojack, at this point. Bojack is so blatantly self absorbed, it’s easy to lose or miss the part where Diane is essentially his mirror. She’s just as terrible as he is, even if she is easier to sympathize with on a moment by moment basis, because of the…