Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

He doesn’t need you to defend him. Nobody does. I’m sure that if he felt it necessary to respond to this article, he’s perfectly capable of doing so without your help. Go find something better to do with your time.

I’d be looking at porn on my phone if I had to sit through that.

Well, the Royals can say what they want but if Yordano Ventura had stayed at home and watched porn he’d still be alive today. And, possibly, with a better grip on his slider.

*Fwoosh*

In any case he gone this offseason. He’ll be getting his Fuck You money and deservedly so. I’ll miss him.

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Big, if true.

He’s black.

Really nice work here Drew. You might even say this joke was... called well.

No. Players earning what they’re worth is a good thing.

I’m with this completely. In fact, I switched to paying more attention to the NBA. Haven’t regretted it for a second. This is just ugly.

I pretty much lost interest in pro football this year. I no longer set my Sundays (or Monday nights or Thursday nights) by it. It’s too much - oversaturation of games, the laughable system of fines/punishments which seem to be made up on the fly, and the hypocrisy of the owners/commissioner talking about player safety…

So what you’re saying is: you’re right about your subjective experience with an album, but the reviewer isn’t?

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Part of the one-and-done rule is to help protect teams from bad draft choices, trying to project such young and raw players into their pro careers. But I think partly it was also done—and not out of altruism, but due to a legitimate fear of talent drain—because the transition from high school straight to the pros is…

Go do a Google search for “saintly minority character,” if you’ve got the time. You clearly do.

“Several people throughout, including Gould, note that Apu isn’t a character that would come out of, let alone thrive in, the medium as it currently stands.”

No one can ever complain about overpaid players ever again, not when the worst commissioner in professional sports is set to make $50 mil/year.