Honestly, one of my first thoughts when this story broke was, “Damn — I wonder if/how Pamela Adlon will respond?” She has been a collaborator of his for a long time and is known as a pretty strong, no-BS kind of lady. Sooo . . . yeah. Your point is neither astute nor accurate.

As lot of people know her, dummy.

Fultz: When do you think I can play again, doc?

It’s time we all admit that this Yankees team is young, fun and likable until the camera pans to the crowd at Yankee Stadium.

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”

This point is 20 years old by now, but, boxing, horse-racing, and baseball have all held and lost the pinnacle of the American sports landscape. It can happen. Over a long enough timeframe, it will happen to football, even if it isn’t laid low by its immediate issues.

We get it. You had sex, braggart.

Fuck you

Now that the Yankees have two guys named Frazier, the lesser one should have to change their last name to Niles.

Should I be leaving a tip on take-out (pizza, Chinese food)? Part of me thinks that I’m the one choosing to do the traveling here, so no. But I’ve also heard that part of the tips are shared with the rest of the staff.

When pressed, Fisher says “has 7-9 good stories he could tell about Vince. But he is working hard every day to make them more competitive.”

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

A baby bird in the nest that opens its brightly-colored mouth and makes a peep sound will be fed by its parents. It will continue doing this until it is a fully grown bird. Meanwhile, a baby bird that does not do this will starve to death.

Relevant: I once saw Mason Plumlee drop spinach dip all over his sweatpants at a bar in Portland.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Trump only wishes he were in the triple comma club.

That information does offer one way to explain the Kings’ thinking, which is that they must believe Hield is a potential star, or at least a good enough player to elevate a trade package from “suitable for the most unwanted and one-dimensional center in the league” to “we’re somehow bringing home DeMarcus goddamn…

Always cut your burger diagonally

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.