Did you try that before you posted? Because this is what I get from Google when I search for “brackets definition”:

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Hey, Amazon has MouseTrap on sale right now. Probably more your speed.

I dunno. Republicans Republicaned. The educated rest of the world watched and was impressed. Nothing to see here.

Ooh, ooh, ooh! I know - the person of interest, is his name Mohnny Janziel?

iPhone 11 - still too big, still missing a headphone jack.

My two younger brother have been kidding me about hair loss for about 25 years now. My admittedly Eddie Munster-like hairline is unchanged and they have both gone bald. Ha! Fuck you, brother-haters!

Sir, this is a Kinja.

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Caution: Apple Card may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Apple Card Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
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The correct answer is sport utility hearse:

I’d love to scratch TX off my map...

I have Ryobi One+ tools that I’ve been using to build an off-grid cabin over the last 6 years, so more than DIY but less than pro. The tools have held up well and batteries are fairly inexpensive (important when you’re charging at home and dragging into the woods every weekend). I also have a couple of DeWalt tools…

True story: I got one of those Jakks Pacific Atari 2600 joysticks for Christmas about, oh, 15 or 18 years ago (maybe more?). My wife and I went on a ski trip after leaving my family. We checked in to the B&B, and were a little bored when she asked “What was that Atari thing you got?”. So I plugged it into the TV and…

I used to own a ‘96 Series I (i.e. fewer things to break than a Series II). It was low mileage and in great shape for a 15yo Disco and still spent 65% of its time in the shop. Never again.

Date, please.

No, you’re just a piece of shit.

HE IS THE SON OF AN IMMIGRANT JUST LIKE AOC. HE SHOULD GO BACK TO WHERE HE CAME FROM, TOO.

I’ve subscribed to Motorcyclist for like 20 years and was completely dumbfounded by the letter from Cycle World. Especially since the new format is so much better than any other motoring magazine. I won’t renew when the Cycle World subscription ends.

I liked her in that cowboy show, too.