Lost in Space wasn’t bad! There were a lot of good parts although it dragged a bit in the last 25% or so.

I work for one of the 10 largest banks in the world, and I will rewrite your headline for you: “Banks Are Probably Charging You Fees for Your Paper Statements”

When I moved to Rhode Island, I read a thread on a bulletin board about directions using places that used to be there. The example went something like “left at where Almacs used to be, go a bit and turn right where Ann and Hope was, then straight past where Apex was and you’ll be right there”

Did The Ocho lose the rights? WTF?

GAAHH!! It didn’t cost Amazon $53B. That figure is a reduction in market cap, it has nothing to do with the operations of the business or their bank accounts. Trump’s bullshit cost Amazon’s investors $53B. The company is not affected, for Pete’s sake. Come on guys, learn how this works already.

DON’T PUT ICE IN YOUR WHISKEY YOU NEANDERTHAL. Drink it straight up like a real man, and then put a couple drops of room temperature water in it to see how the flavors change. “Ice cold” is for drinks you don’t want to taste, like Coors Light.

DON’T PUT ICE IN YOUR WHISKEY YOU NEANDERTHAL. Drink it straight up like a real man, and then put a couple drops of…

Looking a little thick there, dude. Maybe you should lay off the chili.

Fuck all the superstitious assholes who believe that bullshit. You live, you die, and fuck all... . How fucking stupid do you have to be to think there’s a magical place where you live forever? This is why we can’t have nice things. People are fucking stupid.

And so do drones

As long as I don’t have to register my guns. Those toys are so dangerous they absolutely must be registered immediately - I mean, look at the death count...

I have those and they’re more trouble than they’re worth. Just learn to drink your whisky at room temp with a few drops of water. Cold kills the flavor anyway; just ask Coors.

I have those and they’re more trouble than they’re worth. Just learn to drink your whisky at room temp with a few…

Because that’s the point of it. Didn’t you take Civics?

That whole thing was totally Vettel’s fault. There was no reason for him to move so aggressively to left except to try an intimidate Max. Vettel was way off the racing line, and you could see it when he had to move so dramatically to the right to get back on the line to take the first turn. Completely Vettel’s fault…

Dallas Cowboys Owner: Do you gentlemen have any idea how difficult it is to operate the greatest brand in sports?
Joe: You own the New England Patriots, too?

Christ, what an asshole. Is there a factory somewhere where these fucktards are churned out?

Really? Of course he fucking did. He is and always has been a fucking douche bag. Not to put anything to it, but my dad knew him and I talked to him a few times and even as a 12-15 year old I knew he was garbage. He should burn in hell with Pence and Trump.

I only drink Original New York Seltzer, which I’m horrified to learn still exists...

This fucker needs the chair now.

Love my Tablo. And it gets better with every update.

Love my Tablo. And it gets better with every update.

And you missed Ay-thens (Athens)