Nobody calls it Ale-8 One.... Nice try though

MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!? Any real Kentuckian would wash it down with ALE-8. You’re a LIAR.

Well, here’s my collection:

That’s nothing. in 1997 a sys admin killed the ENTIRE internet for 4 hours.

I am thoroughly convinced that “Paul Verhoeven” is just another name directors use when they don’t want their name attached to a shitty movie -- like Alan Smithee.

“one of”? WTF were you watching? My head is still swimming how that turned out

WHERE DOES HE GET THOSE WONDERFUL SHIRTS?

+1 for ‘chunder’

slight variation: Orange Foolius

Zesta are the best of all the saltines by a long shot and for god-knows-why aren’t available in the Northeast. Every time I go to the store to buy saltines, I seriously consider leaving my wife and moving back down South.

DorkWeb is great too

DunceWeb FTW

Assume you’re talking about this... it’s not true.

Can we stop pay attention to Donald Trump’s tweets now?

Burn Notice.

“The streets will run red with Santas!”

The Audi A4-based AllRoad wagon in brown, with a stick.

I completely agree with you. Saying 0 is cold, 100 is hot makes sense. The Celsius equivalent is -18 to 38. Whuh? Basing the temperature range on the properties of water makes not sense to me as a human. Temps should be human scale unless you’re in a lab.

“DirecTV Now is the first fully online TV service from a major provider,”

Wait - I want to hear more about Half-Life 3....