MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!? Any real Kentuckian would wash it down with ALE-8. You’re a LIAR.

Well, here’s my collection:

I am thoroughly convinced that “Paul Verhoeven” is just another name directors use when they don’t want their name attached to a shitty movie -- like Alan Smithee.

“one of”? WTF were you watching? My head is still swimming how that turned out

WHERE DOES HE GET THOSE WONDERFUL SHIRTS?

Zesta are the best of all the saltines by a long shot and for god-knows-why aren’t available in the Northeast. Every time I go to the store to buy saltines, I seriously consider leaving my wife and moving back down South.

Can we stop pay attention to Donald Trump’s tweets now?

“The streets will run red with Santas!”

The Audi A4-based AllRoad wagon in brown, with a stick.

I completely agree with you. Saying 0 is cold, 100 is hot makes sense. The Celsius equivalent is -18 to 38. Whuh? Basing the temperature range on the properties of water makes not sense to me as a human. Temps should be human scale unless you’re in a lab.

Wait - I want to hear more about Half-Life 3....

You need a hobby

Ms Fubar just got back from Amsterdam with about 3000 stroppwafels. Gonna be a big weekend of football!

Reading the headline, I thought this would be about the USMNT...

Kimi used to say “for sure” a lot but seems to have worked it out of his speech. I remember one time after winning a race he said “For sure, the car was very fast, for sure.”

Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

Thank you for bringing back Jim Tomsula’s Lifehack of the Week. I’ve been on pins and needles for months. Now I can quit the black tar heroin and get my life back.

I have that same thing but from like 10 years ago, 230 mph and everything. It’s loud but not that loud. Get a gas one to annoy the neighborhood.

I have that same thing but from like 10 years ago, 230 mph and everything. It’s loud but not that loud. Get a gas…

Or autoplaying video...