Meanwhile, the quack doctor who spent years trying to discredit and downplay football’s connection to brain trauma is still drawing a paycheck

Shouldn’t you be out chasing kids off your lawn?

Suspend It Like Beckham

I thought Drew wrote this until I saw where you use italics instead of all caps to make a point

Yeah, but I don’t think they exist.

Also: no one will understand your “food coma” or “food baby.” Black people get That Itis.

[ ] #Rekt

Jive ass turkeys get served regardless of whether it is holiday season, cuffing season, Black History month, whatever. Fools get got.

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.

I give stars to anyone that shits on Rob Liefeld before 10am.

There are no norms, only Zuul.

Pre-school? That kid’s gonna have a nap after his/her apple slices and peanut butter. Use this time wisely.

Usually when I lose money because of the Redskins it’s because I went on a weekend bender at Foxwoods. This game was a refreshing change of pace.

“Do you think those two might be related ma’am?”

Because they don’t serve Old Crow at Dairy Queen, they keep telling you.

Whitest story I’ve ever heard