"I'm telling you honey, that guy's all water weight. Feel that. And that's after only 3 weeks of CrossFit."

"My deepest apologies, but would you mind if I..."

Just typing #notallmen would have saved you some time.

If a linebacker or d-lineman is punching you in the fucking face, it's still the same end result. Your analogy is bad and you should feel bad.

The "aftermath" that followed it, aka the equivalent to marshal law being imposed in some areas without Presidential order to do so? Police entering houses, sometimes by force, without warrants?

You seem to be treating technology as a strictly linear thing. You even directly compare "modernized" with "militarized," as if more technology means more devastating force.

What a load of bullshit, cops know what they are getting into. There's zero fucking reason for a police department in small towns to have MRAP, let alone a SWAT team. You know what kills the most cops? Traffic accidents. Deaths of cops by gunfire is in the twenties or so last year. The rise of soldier cop needs to…

[buys subscription to Oxford English Dictionary, which, after all, is required for Introductory English seminar]

[buys Introductory Logic textbook]

My ideal sports site would spend money to do its own market research.

"Just don't get D's and F's, and you'll be fine."

What liberal frightening insanity does Gawker endorse? Marriage equality?

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