incogburrito
incogburrito
incogburrito

Crazy that people want to be paid for their work.

You probably think “not understanding the process” like bringing ID to a voter both is not grounds for discounting votes and massive voter disenfranchisement, a Republican tactic.

Making video games for the modern video game audience is the most thankless awful task of sifting through the worst garbage people on Earth.

Branding movies with a title in an effort to create a Twilight Zone-like franchise doesn’t really work when they’re 8 years apart.

What godforsaken celebrity sets foot in Panama City, the Mogadishu of America.

How can you have a franchise worth hundreds of millions of dollars and not invest in a writing team that can create the dark, funny dialogue the series was built on.

“who they honestly thought was the best actor or actress”

There’s sticking close to the source material and then there’s just remaking the movie but hiring a box of Good Friends Cereal as the casting director.

People with poor and disadvantaged upbringings are hyper obsessed with cleanliness in a way I’ve never seen middle class and rich or otherwise bougie people be. Maybe it’s because, when you’re poor, there’s not a lot in your life you can control, but you can control how nice and presentable your house is.

I find it incredibly hard to feel bad about a guy who, seemingly uniquely in this industry, feels the justified need to plaster his name on every single aspect of his games.

Is there a mod that makes Chris Avellone rewrite the terribly disappointing and not-at-all-Fallout script?

“microaggressions” fucking stop

Hope you enjoy the dialogue wheel of monosyllabic choices which will prompt seemingly appropriate but weirdly off voice dialogue.

What an incredibly tedious person and story. Thank you for the 50,000 words dedicated to this utter non-event.

Imagine having to deal with this person in the real world.

“The first one is that the government can’t fuck with with the people when it comes to Free Speech/Religion/Press/Assembly”

Is every single gawker writer going to review this movie

“blaming technology for the decisions that we make involving it is at best counterproductive and at worst nonsensical.”

“they refused to publish the article in a timely fashion.”

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