This take is dumb as fucking dog shit.

I used to comment regularly on Jezebel for years (under a different name) and stopped because of the feeling the author describes when someone she assumed would be an ally made her feel unwelcome.

lol at “needs replacing” shareholders love you

Perfect. $1,300 to read comics. Sounds like a good investment.

I think for your dick joke Jambaroos you should retire Emmit Smith’s portion and replace it with a gobledygook inspirational nonsense quote from Ray Lewis.

Blood Jort

Sox went on to win 4-1

Obviously. It’s well known that every experience and event is somehow more amazing/authentic/meaningful when it happens in Boston.

I think Flores will be able to sleep tonight. NBA players ranked in order of scariness to have on your case:

The fact that this has any stars at all is so deeply and profoundly concerning to me.

Tom Haverford is terrible and belongs at the bottom.

Dan Gilbert lives his life sans comic relief

He could play the 3 or 4 on offense, defend some 2s and most 3s or 4s (2nd team all defense), averaged 16/8/6 in his best season, led the league in minutes 3 times, and was 6th man of the year. One dimensional players don't do all that. How many players today can score rebound pass and defend at that level from the 3…

Get well soon, Mase.

Can we add Lakers vs. Knicks vs. 76ers to the list of greatest tank battles?

You're right, Bill Gates didn't get rich handing out $10 tips on $15 pizzas. Bill Gates got rich by having a grandfather who was president of a bank and father that was a lawyer. IIRC, the value of his trust fund when he dropped out of Harvard to found Microsoft was on the order of $2 million.

"I'm telling you honey, that guy's all water weight. Feel that. And that's after only 3 weeks of CrossFit."

"My deepest apologies, but would you mind if I..."

Just typing #notallmen would have saved you some time.