So much This. In fricking high school they told us in the most emphatic terms possible not to move a person with a head injury before it was clear the person could be moved without aggravating the injury. An organization that’s truly serious about reducing the danger of concussions would be all about imparting that…

+10 points for Slytherin

You’re talking about a 4-6 team that just lost by 28 points and hasn’t been any damn good since the GHW Bush administration.

No, they’re really not.

If no one hangs an actual L on the Panthers soon, that meme will have been run so far into the ground it will emerge in China.

Ahh, he’ll just suspend the delivery guy for taking 32 minutes to get it to him.

I doubt that’s true. But if it is, then

I went to college in the mid ‘80s, just before computers started becoming widespread. I wrote out my papers longhand and typed the final drafts up on a typewriter. Even with white out I had soooooo damn many typos. Finally, when I was a senior, I was able to work up my thesis on a computer. It was a massively better…

Doesn’t Volkswagen also sponsor DC United in MLS? Is there any talk of that being affected? I don’t like Dog Crap United at all, but only on the pitch; I want the game in the US to be in good shape financially.

I don’t know if I’d say typically; it depends if they’re Too Big To Fail or not.

More of Seattle’s struggles can be attributed to a Hindenburg of an offensive line, however.

I mean, he’d have to be better than Matt Millen.

Naw, that’s his second biggest problem.

Remember what Piyush himself said about a fool and his money.

I’d heard that, too, which is doubly hilarious, since he’s one of the backing singers on the choruses. Either he didn’t know the song was (partly) about him, or he didn’t care.

But see, at least that’s not going with “Bungholes”. There’s such a thing as taking it too far, after all.

Which is exactly why I wish Rodgers had added, “I mean, I don’t want to point fingers or anything, but that’s probably what caused us to lose the game.”

Rams.

If it’s in New Orleans I’d expect nothing less.