Now, according to my faith Zeus god of oaths and Hera goddess of marriage are going to want a word with her. And neither of them is particaularly warm and fuzzy even when they’re not all pissed.

Really, it explains a lot about the world when you think about it.

I gotta say, since it’s been like 150 degrees in LA for the last couple of months, doing it in a walk-in fridge sounds, if you’ll pardon the expression, hot.

Go away, both of you.

I don’t entirely get it myself. I live in LA, and the only people I know of who are excited about an NFL team moving here are the plutocrats who stand to make out like (even bigger) bandits and the sports honks who’d be covering the games (and not having to pay to see them live). But these people just assume the…

Whoawhoawhoa there - I have it on good authority that he uses a new solid gold bowl for each haircut. Because he can.

Speaking of free stuff, would anyone know or care who the fuck ¡Heb! is if not for the family he happened to be born into?

Pssst... it’s spelled ¡Heb!

You realize the Raiders haven’t been even a tiny bit Metal since the mid ‘80s, don’t you?

Now see, I actually think a participation trophy is a realistic goal for the Raiders.

You say that like they regard looking petty as a bad thing.

Just the Chiefs? How many players on the Raiders were even born last time that self-professed august franchise won a Super Bowl?

I watched the MLS game between the Timbers and Red Bulls. Sunday is my day to watch sports on TV, dammit.

Seriously, I would love to see some polling on what Rowan Countians think of their county clerk these days.

“2) no amount of money can prop up a candidate with that bald spot”

The first team to win a division at 5-11.

Yeah, I hate the Cowpies, but damn, that has to hurt as bad as anything.

Nurses are very cool, very hard-working people. By contrast, the talking heads on The View just sit there and run their fool mouths. Way to pick a fight, geniuses.

I’m not a Hillary person, but I think it’s friggin’ rich that Fiorina trotted out the “What has Hillary Clinton accomplished?” line. What the fuck has Carly Fiorina ever accomplished besides putting a whole lot of people out of work?

His “prohibitive” return around Thanksgiving? I do not think that word means what you think it means.